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[–] BoxerDevil 10 points 6 months ago

In 2005 my family went to Disney world. At the hotel we stayed at there was a buffet. Every morning we would get the breakfast buffet and every morning my plate would be filled with scrambled eggs. For 2 weeks my diet was in large part just eggs. On the day we go home I start feeling gassy. I got the walking fartz real bad and they are foul. While getting on to the plane I let one out in first class and the old lady next to me looked like she was gonna throw up. If it had been a longer flight I may have been banned from flying