Says the guy with taipans and funnel-web spiders in his yard. You're also being very cheeky with that "land" qualifier. Your ocean is full of utter murder demons like sea snakes and stonefish.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There have been funnelwebs in my yard at times. Know what I do? Don't stick my fingers under logs/in suspicious funnel shaped webs in the yard and wear shoes. If I got bitten I'd just go to hospital and get the antivenom and have an unpleasant 2 days.

Taipans don't live near me, brown snakes do. Almost stepped on one once, know what I did? not do that and walked backwards slowly. The horror!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I like hiking without dying.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I guess if you're neurotic enough to think that's a real risk you're probs best to not come here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

It's all in good fun, man. I am somewhat exaggerating my position. Cheers, comrade.