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Pssst. Elon. You're not any of those three things.
Shouldn't he resign based on this criterion?
No, just the executive who's retaining him, obviously
Which... I guess that means the board?
that would imply self-awareness and some degree of competence
And not being a raging narcissist. But then he wouldn’t be a billionaire, so it would be a win win.
On the one hand, funny, but i mean, who even cares though, everything Elon is going to zero, because he only has terrible ideas
the idea that you should buy a car whose features are disabled unless you pay extra for them is probably the main driver of enshittification in society. It's the enshittification of ownership. Of course capitalists love this idea, but no actual human being should.
You don't want to subscribe to the heated seats you already paid for? Looking forward to the near future where they replace the ignition with a card reader so you can do micropayments based on how long you use your own vehicle.
This reads like an AI hallucination.
I was thinking 'shrooms or LSD. But you might be right. A slight over voltage would probably get you the same effect.
You might be unwell.
… you really decided doubling down on the nonsense was going to disprove my statement?
It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.
You need to see a psychologist internet person. That, and your other comment, sound exactly like schizophrenic talk.
Oof if that’s the case I legit feel bad for my last response to them…
You mad bro?
Oof dude. Hope you get some help because these are not normal responses to everyday things. That’s just not healthy.
Speaking of books, have you ever read the Earthsea series? The way you talk about things reminds me of how in Earthsea things have a true name by which you can call and have them send towards your will. The trick is that some people have more then one true name and that, I think, is metaphor for how we can escape being manipulated when someone (or AI) learns our nature.
That's the most confusing load of bollocks I've read in a long time.
Protip: You're not supposed to run your copypasta through chat GPT more then twice.
...do you ever smell things which nobody else notices?..
You'd say what with the what now?