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[–] [email protected] 86 points 5 months ago (12 children)

Hell yeah, brother. Functional programmers rise up.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (4 children)

As long as you do it without side effects...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago
    total_armageddon = launch_nuclear_missile <$> [1...]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

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[–] FooBarrington 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Return a list of cloned functional programmers with their positions translated towards positive y!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Thankfully our immutability makes us immune to fall damage.

[–] devfuuu 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Writer monads am I right? 😅

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