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[–] HexesofVexes 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yup, because your phone is a walking data leak.

Type in "houses for sale near me" and watch your adverts change for the next week ^_^

[–] SpruceBringsteen 17 points 9 months ago (4 children)
[–] BradleyUffner 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for subscribing to house facts.

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[–] Valmond 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] BradleyUffner 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Command not recognized.

The Biltmore Estate in Asheville, North Carolina, is the largest home in the U.S. and comes in at a staggering 175,000 square feet. That's really big!

[–] VindictiveJudge 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is that the one that's bankrupted every owner with the absurd maintenance costs?

[–] BradleyUffner 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sorry there's no houses for sale near you, how about a hot single mom near you instead?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm redoing my roof, so I'm more in need for hot shingles in my area.

[–] SpruceBringsteen 3 points 9 months ago

Better get that shingles vaccine before the monkey paw curls

[–] alyth 2 points 9 months ago

Goats for sale near me

[–] Ginger666 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You still get advertisements on your phone?

[–] HexesofVexes 2 points 9 months ago

Firefox and ublock origin - but I'm still paranoid ;)