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Nice. Being ~3040 years old will get me access to super ultra porn.
Oh fuck yeah. Super ultra porn? I'm so ready I already came.
After 3000 years, feeling the air will make you explode.
If you become a wizard at 30, a sage at 40 and an archmage at 50, what do you become after being a virgin for 3040 years?