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I'm sure this will come as a surprise but capitalism is bad (i.redd.it)

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[–] Viking_Hippie 18 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Pretty sure docking is gay sex slang for putting penises in penises.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I verified it. It is an actual thing and it is actually called docking.

I'll be right back, gonna bleach my eyes real quick.

[–] Viking_Hippie 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I knew. I just said it in a silly way so poor victims like yourself would get tricked into checking 😛

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Awesome example of dickrolling.

[–] Viking_Hippie 3 points 10 months ago

Never gonna dick you up, Never gonna cock you down

Never gonna run around and insert you

😁

[–] Confused_Emus 2 points 10 months ago

That sounds painful.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’ve just checked with my lawyer and there is no way you can get a penis to fit inside another penis, the size variance simply isn’t great enough between different penises

[–] Viking_Hippie 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

It's more of a sort of foreskin interlocking thing, really.

Don't ask me why you would do that, I have absolutely no idea 🤷

Btw, maybe don't go to your lawyer for medical questions? Your dermatologist totally bungled that parking ticket dismissal hearing for you, after all..

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I’ll have to check a diagram but that sounds a lot more doable. Looks like the yanks will be left on the sidelines for this one tho - famously low foreskin ownership rates over there.

[–] captainlezbian 2 points 10 months ago

I recently heard of a straight docking story. Strap not trans. Yes I immediately befriended both people. So no it’s not necessarily gay, but it almost always is