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I'm sure this will come as a surprise but capitalism is bad (i.redd.it)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’ve just checked with my lawyer and there is no way you can get a penis to fit inside another penis, the size variance simply isn’t great enough between different penises

[–] Viking_Hippie 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

It's more of a sort of foreskin interlocking thing, really.

Don't ask me why you would do that, I have absolutely no idea 🤷

Btw, maybe don't go to your lawyer for medical questions? Your dermatologist totally bungled that parking ticket dismissal hearing for you, after all..

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I’ll have to check a diagram but that sounds a lot more doable. Looks like the yanks will be left on the sidelines for this one tho - famously low foreskin ownership rates over there.