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[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (6 children)

So, having seen exactly 0 episodes of Star Trek... Can someone please explain?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bald guy (captain Picard) always orders his tea in a way that kind of sounds odd given how voice interfaces actually turned out. (Tea, Earl grey, hot)

Another character orders tea how we would do so now, and we learn that he orders it that way because otherwise the ship explodes.

[–] fidodo 27 points 9 months ago (2 children)

But why would ordering it the other way make the ship explode?

[–] Blue_Morpho 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Your confusion is justified because using the explanations given, it's not a good joke.

There was an earlier similar joke posted that made much more sense. In a different episode of Star Trek, Beverly tells the computer to define hot as 1.9million Kelvin. This was shown in a panel of the earlier joke. So the Picard Earl Gray Hot joke becomes when Beverly asks for Hot Tea, the computer generates 1.9M Kelvin temperature tea causing the Enterprise to explode.

Unless the joke is you already have to know that whenever Beverly says "hot", the Enterprise explodes. In which case it is a very good subtle joke.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Having seen the the first 639 episodes of Star Trek, I also don't get it.

[–] BradleyUffner 9 points 9 months ago

I'm imagining that the other way is the ship's secret self destruct command.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

It's explained in a technical manual.

[–] FlyingSquid 13 points 9 months ago

Be very precise with the replicator.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Captain Picard always orders tea from the computer this way (Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.) The meme makes fun of why he might do that by imagining that saying it a more "natural" way is some kind of self-destruct cue.

[–] RampantParanoia2365 3 points 9 months ago

I've seen all of them, and I'd also like an explanation.