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[โ€“] angrystego 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Not all fungi connect rainforests. You could be a unicellular fungus like a yeast.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Oj, yeah, gonna make some yogurt & get to see billions of my bros in someone's gut! What acid swamp with no sunlight?? This isn't Dank Souls.

Or maybe I help make some bread. That will make someone really happy, they would never burn me alive. (Really, a lava lake level?)

Maybe floating in the sky amongst my sky bacteria fellows. I'll just get really good at rolling away from UV rays.

Oh ... there is also this ... With my luck, I'll be displaying porn the whole incarnation.