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[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Egg noodles tossed in olive oil and topped with Parmesan and basil. Super lazy, super tasty, and cheap.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago (3 children)

We have different definitions of super lazy.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

We have different definitions of super lazy.

Boil water.  What am I, a chemist?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I came here looking for crushed uncooked Ramen noodle lazy, dammit!..

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Upgrade your life son, drop ramen in rice cooker and water press button

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Upgrading your life is not eating instant noodles in general, old man.

I came here for depraved food snacks!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Get a bag of bagged chili, soak ramen in hot water until it gets hot without the seasoning pack, heat up the chili in a sink full of hot water, crunch up some Cheetos into powder, wrap it all up in a cold tortilla, add bagged jalapeños.

Take the Oreos and crush them, mix with just enough water to make a really thick dough, roll in hot cocoa mix

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 1 points 8 months ago

Put a half cup each of Nutella, peanut butter and marshmallow fluff in a bowl and nuclear oven for ten seconds.

Give it a rough mix and go to town.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

@NoIWontPickaName @toomanypancakes @ptz @phillaholic @GONADS125
I understand the message here (great idea btw. Or electric kettle works too) but misreading this wording is great.... "Water press button" 😜

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

This is as easy as Ramen. It just has ingredients you don't usually buy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Too much tossing and topping and eggs. That's three superfluous actions.