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[–] flicker 54 points 11 months ago (6 children)

My Mom was garbage. Anybody know where I can get a decent one?

Also I'm almost 40 but if she's good enough I'll take one younger than I am.

[–] 3ntranced 69 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm a 24 year old man but I'll be your mother.

[–] flicker 41 points 11 months ago

I'm going to send you a Mother's Day card.

[–] frickineh 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My mom's good, and you're the same age as me, so that works out ok. Plus, she's already basically adopted my two best friends and a much younger coworker who was really going through some shit and needed a safe place, so I know she's cool with extra kids.

[–] flicker 19 points 11 months ago

Awesome. I'll just show up at the next holiday or whatever and pretend I was always there.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I moved to a state I knew no one in for college (more than a decade ago) and now I have new parents. It's that easy.

[–] AnalogyAddict 7 points 11 months ago

I'll be a mom for anyone, so long as you understand that I won't bail you out of jail, though I will visit you there, and coming over and pouring out your woes over milk and home-baked goods is mandatory when you're having a hard day.

[–] brianorca 5 points 11 months ago

You marry someone with a good mom. Now your MIL is your good mom.