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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Jesus was a twin but "God" just mutated his X Chromosome through "god rays" and merged the cells together.

And now guess how the twin was called.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The twin's name?

Albert Einstein.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago