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What's the dumbest nickname you've ever given one of your pets? (self.asklemmy)

submitted 9 months ago by toomanypancakes to c/asklemmy

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I have a lot of runners up, like Amrito for Amy, or Bradinglesmirch for Briar, but I think the dumbest has to be Scott Von Scott of the Scottsdale Scotts Who Did Scott So Scottily in the Battle of Scotteen Twelve.

So I ask you, what's the stupidest thing you've ever called your furry friends?

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[–] AquaTofana 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I have some kinda mutt who was abandoned by his owner (he was microchipped and we reached out saying we had him and they answered back telling us what a good dog he is and how much joy he'll bring us 🙄)

His original name was Kobe, but neither my husband nor I are basketball fans, so I changed it to "Korbie", as short for Korbel, my favorite cheap fake champagne.

Anyhow, he now gets referred to as "Korbie Porgie Pudding and Pie" or "Korbelicious" (Sung to the tune of "Fergielicious" of course!)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The twist is that his original owners didn't know jack shit about basketball, but were really into a specific strain of beef

[–] AquaTofana 3 points 9 months ago

They had exquisite, and expensive taste! They drop some dollars for their steak!