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[–] [email protected] 68 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Who the fuck packs a rotting fish into a carry-on bag??

[–] thehatfox 57 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)

And how the fuck does the rotting fish bag get through security?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It was an emotional support rotting fish carcass.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

DID YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ASK ME WHAT MY ROTTING FISH CARCASS IS FOR UNDER THE ADA. I'M SUING YOU

[–] ericisshort 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Because security is more concerned with finding weapons and drugs. Customs/Borders Enforcement is the group tasked with finding prohibited plants and animals, and they don’t usually start looking for those things until you get to the destination country.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I had a block of cheese one time, they went crazy about it. X-rayed it a bunch. They really didn't like that cheese.

[–] ericisshort 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That was probably because of the density of the cheese. I had the same thing happen to me with a bag of gnocchi once. They really thought it was something illicit because they had a big armed security guy on either side of me while they had me open it, and they looked really disappointed to find out what it really was.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Most anticlimatic resolution lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I got stopped with a Panettone once. Thankfully this was in EWR so the Italian-American gate agent understood why I'd be smuggling one to the west coast.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Snuggling or smuggling?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

was it brunost by any chance?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

It was a 5lb block of cheddar from UW Provisions, in Madison Wisconsin. Which, in their defense, is a very large block of cheese.

[–] slaacaa 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] PlutoniumAcid 7 points 9 months ago

Obviously with emphasis on "theatre"

[–] Frozengyro 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

In the US, they can't stop you from bringing a fish through, even if it's rotting. The airline can deny you boarding, if they even know about it ahead of time, but TSA isn't in charge of any of that.

I see now this is from AMS to DET, I'm not familiar with Amsterdam's security or rules, so there is a decent chance my first paragraph is incorrect in this situation.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Wait, what? They make me empty out my water bottle, but cant stop a fish??

[–] flubba86 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Drink the fish while on the plane. Problem solved.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

If you squeeze it hard enough, there is definitely more than 8oz of liquid in there.

[–] grabyourmotherskeys 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Might have been sealed up airtight and they said it was smoked fish or something. Still, to have maggots, it's almost impossible that it didn't come through unless vacuum sealed. Yeah, that's how I should, I mean they could have done it.

[–] ABCDE 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Some cheese has maggots by design.

[–] stellargmite 2 points 9 months ago

“Maggots by Design” is a good name for a metal band . Pink logo

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's not a liquid. I don't see the problem.

[–] daed 3 points 9 months ago

I dunno, depends on how long it's been rotting...

[–] SuckMyWang 6 points 9 months ago

I’m not paying $7 for a packet of lays

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Iceland has entered the chat