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"I'm gonna Dipsy my Tinky Winky in your Po until you Laa-Laa"
If I was a woman, these would be the exact combination of words needed to make me drier than the Sahara.
"That's okay baby, it happens to a lot of girls. I keep some Tubby Custard in my nightstand."