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There are many different uses for Time Machines (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by Godric to c/politicalhumor

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Wasn't Regan an actor before becoming president? I'm gonna need more crystals to travel that far back.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't think getting that amount of crystals will be that difficult. A quick Go Fund Me, should be more than sufficient.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Or just move to an Oklahoma trailer park. Everyone makes crystals round these parts

[–] Anticorp 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A time machine that runs on meth? I guess that's a lot cheaper than a time machine that runs on cocaine.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 3 points 11 months ago

That's called cocaine and it only takes you to the future.

[–] Buddahriffic 8 points 11 months ago

Time travel to one of his movies and swap out the fake bullets for real ones and then he'll still be more famous than just a regular movie star but for a different reason.

If you can arrange it to work out just like Brandon Lee's death, you could also save him by ensuring safety standards account for that kind of movie gun accident and we'd have more kung fu movies, too.