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Remember folks, shoot them before they become famous. No one cares about the death of a nobody.
Wasn't Regan an actor before becoming president? I'm gonna need more crystals to travel that far back.
I don't think getting that amount of crystals will be that difficult. A quick Go Fund Me, should be more than sufficient.
Or just move to an Oklahoma trailer park. Everyone makes crystals round these parts
A time machine that runs on meth? I guess that's a lot cheaper than a time machine that runs on cocaine.
That's called cocaine and it only takes you to the future.
Time travel to one of his movies and swap out the fake bullets for real ones and then he'll still be more famous than just a regular movie star but for a different reason.
If you can arrange it to work out just like Brandon Lee's death, you could also save him by ensuring safety standards account for that kind of movie gun accident and we'd have more kung fu movies, too.