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if it were a life or death situation, and the only way to save your life, is to kiss a politician on the cheek, and say, "You're my best friend I love you " ? (lemm.ee)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/asklemmy

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while it's broadcast live, who would you choose?

Yes, this is entirely meant to be a silly question. It's not meant to be serious or divisive in any way use it as a chance to I guess make fun and stuff see what kind of jokes you got.

Justin Trudeau and all of Trump's female relatives are off limits. Gavin newsom's off limits too. So is AOC. Zielinsky and Obama are off limits to so is Michelle Obama and her daughters even though they don't really count they're not politicians yet or I don't think I don't know

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[–] CoffeeJunkie 2 points 10 months ago

I know OP says it's not serious, it's silly, but I can't help but wonder how to do this as strategically as possible....

As a man. It cannot be a woman or there would be some crazy-ass allegations of assault, non-consensual touching, etc. Which would be true. And easily proven, with live broadcast. And AOC is off-limits, buzzkill!!

I would throw on all kinds of makeup & a vibrant (but non-threatening) dress, and a crazy color wig but in a tasteful hairstyle, and make myself unrecognizable. Use a fake voice. I'd be just another face in the LGBTQIA+ crowd. I would choose Dr. Rachel Levine.

It is outrageous behavior, but when everything is outrageous, naturally for Dr. Rachel Levine something of this nature would be a slightly unusual Thursday afternoon occurrence. There would be no outrage, scandal, or backlash. It would probably make Dr. Rachel Levine's day. It would be a live broadcast, but I don't think it would be newsworthy. And most importantly, no way in hell anyone would recognize me in full-blown drag. Everybody wins, I get to live.