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Missouri rule change would allow senators to challenge each other to a duel (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (3 children)

make it sabers, like real fucking men

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Yugi, you idiot. We're not dueling with weapons. We are dueling with cards!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

It's listed that the duelers decide on choice of weapons.

My vote is spears.

[–] Frozengyro 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Also why not allow any two parties to duel?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Dueling is barbaric and can often start blood feuds: a cycle of violence. It's also a bad way to settle a dispute. The person best at shooting others has no correlation to how well their position was or whether the fault or insult should stand. Also killing for an insult is juvenile. There's lots of other real reasons history outlawed it, as well.

[–] SkyezOpen 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sure, but I bet it'd make the system more entertaining.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

One step closer to "Ow My Balls"

[–] SkyezOpen 1 points 10 months ago

We already have the Jackass movies and show, so I'm afraid we're already deeper into idiocracy than you realize.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I think a refereed cage match is a good compromise

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

By the end of dueling, people weren't even shooting at each other. It's braver to be shot at and the point of dueling is to appear brave. They would fire into the air as if they were saying "I'm so brave I'm not going to shoot at you". It was dumb, so we stopped the charade.

[–] AeonFelis 1 points 10 months ago

It was dumb, so we stopped the charade.

No one seems to be doing that anymore...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That’s why the modern version should be smacking each other with giant dildos.

[–] owenfromcanada 2 points 10 months ago

The duelers get to pick their weapons. Nothing in the rules says you can't fight to the death with dildos.