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[–] EdibleFriend 84 points 10 months ago (7 children)

If I had 5 dicks I'd post pics on Reddit then never prove it.

[–] ummthatguy 89 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 51 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] RealFknNito 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

New Vegas will live on through memes for decades to come.

[–] A_Random_Idiot 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It'll live on through people actually playing it to.

Cause its still a fantastic game. Especially considering it was made in like a year.

It was the last dying gasp of what Fallout could be.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Love that the mod community is still active. I don't know much about modding, but they made it so simple for a smooth skin like me.

[–] A_Random_Idiot 2 points 10 months ago

i think the only thing that'll kill new vegas is the death of NexusMods.

[–] GratefullyGodless 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Damnit! I was hoping that link was for a fallout memes instance. Oh well.

[–] RealFknNito 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

“In a world filled with misery and uncertainty, it is a great comfort to know that, in the end, there is light in the darkness.”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: [email protected]

[–] A_Random_Idiot 3 points 10 months ago

Back when fallout had Cass.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 10 months ago

I always felt "thus the name" was unnecessary and kind of ruined the line.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If I had five dicks, I'd sell pants. “They fit like a glove. "

[–] anarchy79 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Shouldn't you be selling gloves?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

"They fit like condoms !"

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'd save children, but not the British children.

[–] TheDoozer 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Got a pocket full of horses?

Did you fuck the shit out of bears? (Presumably with you 30 dicks and 2 sets of testicles?)

[–] Licensed_to_ill 1 points 10 months ago

Did you make love like an eagle falling our of the sky? Killed your sensei in a fuel and never said why?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But then how would you get past the dick size filter? You know, the one that says "your masculinity must be this size or smaller to get in"?

[–] EdibleFriend 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they could be varying sizes?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Alright go on then, time to make your dream into a reality! :-P

[–] Thcdenton 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If I had 5 dicks I'd try to play them like bagpipes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

unzips

scotland the brave starts playing over the gentle sound of slapping

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] EdibleFriend 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There were inconsistencies with the pictures and he always skirted the question when that came up. If I remember right many people asked him to just post a video? And either he refused or he posted something that was really really really bad quality that didn't make sense considering the quality of everything else he had?

[–] Sheeple 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He also used his fame to sell a book detailing his sex life and people were quick to point out anatomically impossible things.

[–] EdibleFriend 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ooooh yeah! Honestly it's been forever so I'm blanking on a lot I just remember reading a huge write-up of all the issues with it. I think it was on subredded drama?

[–] Sheeple 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

DoubleDickDude was his name and in hindsight it's hilarious how many people fell for it even though it was so obviously fake.

On another note I wonder how much more convincing it would be nowadays using AI tech. Lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

oh shit that was fake ?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

It wouldn't be as nice to have those dicks in place of fingers, though