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Far-Right Congressman Complains There Aren’t Enough White People Joining the Army (www.vice.com)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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Rep. Paul Gosar blamed the drop in white recruits on the army’s supposed “woke Marxist ideologies.”

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Damn he has aged horribly, like one of those "not even once" ads.

[–] TheJims 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

He looked human in 2016

[–] eguidarelli 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Omg that’s a dramatic change! He looks like a ghoul in the article compared to this pic

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hate eats away not only on the soul but on the flesh.

[–] RubberElectrons 5 points 10 months ago

I honestly believe this to be true. I don't know how, but you can see it even in photos.

[–] yesman 4 points 10 months ago

Yea, but 2016, that's like 30 years ago.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

For real, straight up looks like a ghoul in that photo

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Like an Addams Family evil cousin.

[–] Lemminary 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Me: "Oh, that's a big ageist... oh no, they weren't kidding. What happened?"

[–] NoSpiritAnimal 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Negative emotions age you prematurely, in a real medical way not a mumbo jumbo pseudo-science way.

[–] afraid_of_zombies 1 points 10 months ago

There has to be truth to this. Have you seen Stephen Miller?