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Far-Right Congressman Complains There Aren’t Enough White People Joining the Army (www.vice.com)

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Rep. Paul Gosar blamed the drop in white recruits on the army’s supposed “woke Marxist ideologies.”

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[–] Lemminary 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Me: "Oh, that's a big ageist... oh no, they weren't kidding. What happened?"

[–] NoSpiritAnimal 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Negative emotions age you prematurely, in a real medical way not a mumbo jumbo pseudo-science way.

[–] afraid_of_zombies 1 points 10 months ago

There has to be truth to this. Have you seen Stephen Miller?