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Warren "all you can eat" Buffet (midwest.social)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 100 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I don't have to chop, stew, dismember, or sell a $5 bill. False equivalency argument.

[–] Agent641 42 points 10 months ago

I know right? Picking up a lost $5 doesnt carry any of those rewarding tasks.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

i think you ate the onion on c/theonion lol

[–] somtwo 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My guy, this is the onion

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yes, I can read. And see where it's posted.

Doesn't mean I can't debunk a theoretical argument.

[–] Godric 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

THE ONION DEBOOONKED!!!1!!!

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago

Some people pay good money for a solid debonking.

Or a handful of dead squirrels, I'm sure.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

only the top 1% of IQs can debunk internet satire

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Aw crap, I'm not an IQ I'm an ENFJ. ;(

[–] Blue_Morpho 14 points 10 months ago

It's fine. He never said it. He has said he thinks its ridiculous that he gets so much money for doing nothing compared to school teachers while paying less taxes.

[–] chuckleslord 10 points 10 months ago

That's just what they want you to think