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I don't have to chop, stew, dismember, or sell a $5 bill. False equivalency argument.
I know right? Picking up a lost $5 doesnt carry any of those rewarding tasks.
i think you ate the onion on c/theonion lol
My guy, this is the onion
Yes, I can read. And see where it's posted.
Doesn't mean I can't debunk a theoretical argument.
THE ONION DEBOOONKED!!!1!!!
Some people pay good money for a solid debonking.
Or a handful of dead squirrels, I'm sure.
only the top 1% of IQs can debunk internet satire
Aw crap, I'm not an IQ I'm an ENFJ. ;(
It's fine. He never said it. He has said he thinks its ridiculous that he gets so much money for doing nothing compared to school teachers while paying less taxes.
That's just what they want you to think