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Then they dare to go buy some fucking avocado toast and a mokke lattchiato or whatever the hell, on their fucking bikes with THEIR FUCKING HELMET ON!
Don't buy avacado toast, make it.
Shits cheap af
I don't get all the love for avacado. It tastes like mild plant butter to me. I save a lot of money by never buying it haha.
You have to throw some salt and pepper on it. Otherwise it's very bland. Kinda like an egg.
You need better eggs.
Dude literally just find more dead squirrels for avocado toast money, it's that simple
No, you don't understand the problem with avocado toast. You see, bread is a great source of carbs, and combined with the rind of the avocado, the scraps are a super food that leaves squirrels full of energy and with a thick coat that makes them neigh immortal
When's the last time you saw a dead squirrel ripe for the picking? It was free money