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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't buy avacado toast, make it.

Shits cheap af

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't get all the love for avacado. It tastes like mild plant butter to me. I save a lot of money by never buying it haha.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You have to throw some salt and pepper on it. Otherwise it's very bland. Kinda like an egg.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You need better eggs.