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Warren "all you can eat" Buffet (midwest.social)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You have to throw some salt and pepper on it. Otherwise it's very bland. Kinda like an egg.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

You need better eggs.