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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Your dog would kill you in a heartbeat if he thought he could

Which is unfortunate, since you would also slaughter your dog if you ever realize you can

Oh gods, no.... What have I done?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean, yeah?

I'm sure if I slipped and died in the shower my cats would eat me, and I'd eat them if it was between that and starvation

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

So why isn't that happening?
Are you letting a free meal loiter your hallways?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Killing the emergency rations now means they won't be fresh in an emergency!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Uh oh.