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[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I ain't sticking my dick in something that's first name is piranha. No thank you.

[–] KreekyBonez 11 points 11 months ago

his name is Petey

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I was going to say. It looks like a Mario-themed Fleshlight (NSFW).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

TBH i wouldn't be surprised if it actually existed silicone fleshlights get very original