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I like how clear the difference is between the ones aimed at men and the ones aimed at women.
Tbf as a woman I never understood those. It's not like it's a picture book. If it was a comic book or a story full of pictures, like kids books, it would be a lot more interesting
Btw only noobs like shredded guys. Every woman knows a dad body is a LOT more confortable to spoon with.
Honest question: Why? Muscles aren't hard when they're relaxed, a muscular person would still be soft and cuddly if they're not flexing.
They are not. I dated my personal trainer a while back and he was very unconfortable. It was lile laying on a rock. On the other hamd he was super hot, just not confy
You. I like you.
I feel the same about women. Mom bods feel pretty damn great.
Or if you're my ex you just do all of the above.
As a lesbian I have no idea which ones are for who either. I just know I probably wouldn’t enjoy any of them
Straight guy here. I feel exactly the same way.
Bi woman here, same.
As a bi man, they may kinda be for me but not really. There's such a thing as too shredded, many of these are close to that territory.
And for fuck's sake, you're not too cool to crack a smile. I'm sure these guys are great IRL but i don't like those stone faces that they hold in every picture, it makes them look like they care too much about their macho image and would yell at me if i asked them to bottom.
In general i wonder how many of these are supposed to be hot and how many are supposed to represent a powerful male hero. That's the thing with shirtless dudes.
Straight dude here trying to figure it out.
The only thing I got is that one has a woman on the cover.
Otherwise I got nothin.
Maybe the ones with a face vs without a face? As a gay I'm lost here too