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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] UPGRAYEDD 16 points 1 year ago

You dont wana mess with zombie newton.

[–] captainlezbian 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

…serious about the third law of motion

[–] RizzRustbolt 1 points 1 year ago

No, it's about how hot his husband was.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Actually he's more partial to chocolate chip cookies

[–] captainlezbian 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought he preferred cookies with a fig jelly filling

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who says chocolate chip cookies can't have a fig jelly filling

[–] captainlezbian 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Newton, the dead guy who’s in charge of physics and which cookies get figs in them, he decides

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your post infuriated him so much he came back to life to yell at you for this monstrosity

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 4 points 1 year ago

That must be why my magnet car is not moving.