I swear to fuck, the first person to say how terrible it is that we have to work on Thanksgiving with a cart full of dinner rolls is getting a hot cookie to the face. I might see if I can shape a couple for better impact.

Possibly my boss, too. I already know that he's going to push the entire store to stay open later than advertised because "we might get a big emergency order!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

May I have a hot cookie to the face?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Have you been a good noodle this year?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I feel guilty even getting groceries the day before Thanksgiving because it's already so busy! It's so gross how many businesses make people work on holidays.