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[–] Cryophilia 77 points 1 year ago (5 children)

In Africa, every 60 seconds, a minute passes.

[–] Viking_Hippie 51 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay or straight, because at the end of the day, it's night. -- Gustavo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about millions of years in the future if africa shifts towards the north/south pole?

[–] Viking_Hippie 5 points 1 year ago

Won't change when the night arrives. Might change the LENGTH of days, but at the end of them it'll still be night

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] dym_sh 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
  • just stop counting small time! 5000x365 of yellow sky orb passings, yet still no real-world use found
  • want to know if its time to work? we had a tool for it, its called sunrise
  • «hello, i now want 200 microseconds of your time but only to compare your face with the one already stored in my brain» — sounds mentally deranged
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

just stop counting small time! 5000x365 of yellow sky orb passings, yet still no real-world use found

Found the time cube zealot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Spread the word!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If humanity continues on the current path, billions of people will die in the next century.

[–] matter -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unless we invent extreme life extension and make it available to everyone and they all want it, yeah, that's guaranteed, current path or no

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

They didn't say it'd be different if we weren't on the current path.

[–] CitizenKong 6 points 1 year ago

In Germany, it is tradition to end the day with the closing of one's eyes, and start the next with opening them.

[–] jaybone 1 points 1 year ago

Cops in Africa pull over more black people than white people.