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[–] Steveanonymous 96 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] theragu40 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

When you consider that the root cause of both problems (owning a Dodge RAM truck and driving drunk) is absolutely terrible judgement, this correlation becomes rather self evident.

[–] AngryCommieKender 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The vans are legit though. My mom has a '91 Dodge Ram 3500 15 passenger van that has gone all over the US hauling various groups of children, and that thing shows absolutely no signs of stopping any time soon with well over 350,000 miles on the ODO.

[–] FrostbyteIX 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dodge Ram came in Minibus form?? I always believed it was only huge Pickups!

[–] AngryCommieKender 2 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah, tons of em. I actually had a Dodge Ram 1500 conversion van that my girlfriend and I lived in for a summer. Allowed us to visit a bunch of national parks.

[–] Seasm0ke 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah 92 Dodge D250 diesel truck here with around 500,000 miles and I just barely replaced the original starter. She's old faithful and towed 11,000 lbs over 1k miles this year. I am never tailgating or going much more than 5 over because I'm not a complete dick. Also its 6000 lbs dry weight so you should always give yourself stopping distance in case something goes wrong.

[–] sebinspace 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dodge Ram: the official truck of married incels.

The truck that coined the phrase “rust free”

[–] dx1 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was literally thinking of looking this up last night. God knows the demographics line up.

[–] Steveanonymous 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s was one of my conspiracy theories until it was proven

I have another one that we made people as a whole more stupid due to some man made reason, and then this was posted!

https://www.popsci.com/science/childhood-lead-exposure-effects/?amp

I’m 2 for 2

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let’s hope that microplastics don’t have a similar effect.

[–] Steveanonymous 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shit we are heading for idiocracy so fast…

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] RubberElectrons 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] RubberElectrons 1 points 1 year ago

D'oze is used. No.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's the cheapest truck of the major brands so bad drivers gravitate towards it.

[–] Steveanonymous 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where I am from at least it’s also a status symbol. Not sure why if it’s the cheapest truck

[–] psmgx 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The term youre looking for is "hood rich", or the redneck equivalent

[–] IzzyJ 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty sure Nissan Altima drivers are even worse