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shark eats half a conspiracy theorist's boat
"We're gonna need to stay in the exact same boat because this is fine."
Did they die from the shark attack, or just whilst a shark attacked?
What remained of the persons lungs contained water, suggesting drowning as a conorbidity.
They were just as likely to have been attacked by a shark on land.
They didn't die from being attacked by a shark, they died from heart attacks! ^That^ ^definitely^ ^were^ ^simultaneous^ ^to^ ^but^ ^not^ ^caused^ ^by^ ^a^ ^shark^ ^attack!^