This was my childhood and I don't like it
this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2023
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What’s an example for someone who is unfamiliar?
"Yay god, I love God, we love God, don't you love God? He's the best! Better than others! (Here's 3 slightly modified verses from the Bible songified. Two are out of order but it makes my song sound better.) Yay god. I love God. But like I REALLY love him. God. "
And then while singing, make sure one or both of your arms is in some form of lift. It can be way up like you're reaching for a rase you know you aren't going to get, or it can be just 6 inches away from your side, one or both arms doesn't matter as long as an arm is doing something. That's how you really know someone is better at religion than you.
I love God so much he took the kids and filed a restraining order against me.
Damn! I want to religion good. What if I don’t have arms?
Well I have some bad news for you.... Straight to hell. God apparently only wants arm-lifters.
"My God is an Awesome God"
Any of these, try to hold onto your sanity!
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Every day I'm thankful that my mum took me to a pretty liberal methodist church and not the kind of evangelical ones you see on tv. Our sunday school was basically playing Donkey/Horse for money with bible questions.
for those that grew up in the 90s and watched any tv
Omg! That brings back memories of staying home from school with a fever and helplessly laying on the couch watching this commercial.
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