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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Who knew the revolution would be this easy?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like people need you, then

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

For how much they need me, I haven't seen enough of them falling to their knees and begging yet

[–] Uncle_Sheo217 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

🥺

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes? What is it? Say it.

[–] Uncle_Sheo217 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Please

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh no, you'll have to describe what you want in great detail, and maybe I'll be inclined to give it to you.

[–] Uncle_Sheo217 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sit on my face pls 🥺

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You might have missed the part of my sentence that included the words in great detail

Now try again.

[–] Uncle_Sheo217 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Suffocate me with your thighs while I squirm and beg for air as my brain loses all oxygen pls 🥺

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

That sounds better. You will have to wait, though. I want you to sit there, longing for it.

For as long as I see fit.

[–] Uncle_Sheo217 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

🥺

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I just explained how this works, and yet all you do is look at me.

[–] Uncle_Sheo217 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’ll wait

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Oh yes, you will.