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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
  • Utilitarianism: The dog is a good boy because it brings the maximum amount of happiness to the maximum amount of people.
  • Deontology: The dog tries to bring happiness, even if it might end up in not bringing it. Ergo, it is a good boy.
  • Divine command theory: Thy Lord madeth the dog the purest of all lifeforms. Ergo, the dog is a good boy.

The council has therefore ruled the dog as a good boy.