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Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money
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yeah when i delivered pizza i barely worried about groceries or food because i had infinite supply of the best food
“Best”
Living in absolute frugality to pursue his passion. I can respect that.
He sounds like a ninja turtle. Did his teacher have rat-like features?
Sounds like the dream if I didn't have a wife and dogs to care for. Maybe I should make that call to my therapist
Guy sounds like he wants to be a secret fighting monk
Lol, you couldn't do that in 1990 either. You could barely afford to pay your portion of the rent on the 2 bd apartment you split with 4 people from a part-time pizza delivery job.
It's Brasilian Jiu-jitsu. Saved you a Google search.
I don't understand why everyone in the internet thinks people will understand their niche subcultures' acronyms. US military people are the worst culprits.
Thanks. I thought it was blow jobs with extra emphasis on the jobs part
Blowjob Job? Intriguing...
There are still positions available behind the Wendy's dumpster.
As someone that does BJJ, I wonder how sustainable this is. It's not particularly great on the body, so the idea of training when you feel like it, and then taking time off to rest through work sounds nice in theory, but the reality is that unless you've got incredible genetics or are just starting out in that white belt beginner phase, you're going to just end up hurt.
Don't get me wrong, I see it all the time, but it's not sustainable in the time it takes to get good. Ultimately you just end up as that poor twenty-something blue belt with the knees and hips of a fifty-something, still getting smeshed by higher belts.
I knew a guy who loved to travel. He would work for 1 year abroad teaching English, and then live for about 5 years off his earnings, while traveling the world. He managed about 12 years abroad before getting killed in a motorcycle accident in SE Asia.