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Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money
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yeah when i delivered pizza i barely worried about groceries or food because i had infinite supply of the best food
“Best”
Living in absolute frugality to pursue his passion. I can respect that.
He sounds like a ninja turtle. Did his teacher have rat-like features?
Sounds like the dream if I didn't have a wife and dogs to care for. Maybe I should make that call to my therapist
Guy sounds like he wants to be a secret fighting monk