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The good thing about this is that I will never attract these guys.
Tell me about your philtrum.
It... exists
Wrong answer! You're a -10/10, now you will never know my girth
That's fine, I know my own
Party on, girth.
Congrats! You don't have fetal alcohol syndrome!
Well, that's good
That's hot
I guess
Curious
Oh no your lack of belief in my actractiveness to you has made me attracted to you.
What do you do?
Roll a d20 this is a DnD scenario now.
Ew, well I am not attracted to you, internet stranger.
Wait, what if you were a woman? That would be less icky.
Ugh comments like this prove humanity has gone backward.
I am bored all of these are acceptable answers...
I'll take the d20 roll
you rolled 19 + modifiers
I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea what that means
A Critical success, just shy of an overwhelming critical success.
You rolled a 6. This is a failed roll.
You feel slightly uneasy as if power is being drawn to you. You begin to become more attractive. Suddenly, incels are messaging you. Trying to convince you that they are better than other men. This situation is getting out of hand. You wonder why they are all neckbeards. Where is all this "chivalry" coming from. Why are there so many fedoras in the profile pictures. The overwhelming thought of all things wrong with these men begin to weigh on you... What if... No you couldn't do that... What if you just blocked them? Would that be possible? According to Elon Musk you shouldn't be able to but then again he also seems like an incel.