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[–] normalmighty 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So this person thinks too dudes bang by smashing their dicks into each other full force? At least now I see why they might be a little concerned lol

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So how do homosexuals know which man's penis will open to accept the other man's penis?

[–] normalmighty 10 points 1 year ago

You know how male animals like cows and moose will fight by ramming into each other, and the winner is the one that pushes the other one back? I'm picturing that, with the same serious faces, but it's penis heads that make contact.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Docking (dick in foreskin) and frotting (rubbing dicks together) are things. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You see, there is this thing called the urethra...