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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Have you considered bribery? The drugs may improve performance, but they're addictive, and expensive. That gun could go for a fair amount of money.

Black bribes white to throw the match, and white saves face by pointing out blacks rook count. Player b wins the game, but the international chess committee send them a very, very strongly worded email

[โ€“] complacent_jerboa 5 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately, Bribery is a blue card, so it's not in the color identity of either player