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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They'll just keep giving you shots of Ambien until you stop.

[–] AllonzeeLV 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

This is shaping up to be an awesome weekend!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Masturbating Ambien Zombies.

Now that is something you don't see every day.

[–] AllonzeeLV 4 points 2 years ago

Be the change you want to see in the world.

[–] geekworking 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They would more likely give you ketamine, the date rape drug. Wank is over immediately and you won't remember anything.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Having not done anything more serious than alcohol and weed, ketamine is a date rape drug? I thought it was just another kind of high...

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Hmm, yeah, I can see it used for that.