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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] [email protected] 104 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

He’s mad because it isn’t blockchain

[–] [email protected] 54 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Goddammit, now you’re giving him ideas.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

2027 Bingo Card: US adopts BTC as reserve currency, replaces USD, both crash.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Pretty sure that was already something they announced that they'd do.

[–] Serinus 3 points 8 hours ago

It's not impossible. There are a lot of crypto grifters who have been prepping to scam the American government.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

BTC? No way, that's way too sane. It's going to be DOGE.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

Nah it'll be Trump Coin. Gotta own the grift from the top down

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

He already wants to replace everything in the US with Blockchain and Crypto scam shit doesn't he?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 minutes ago

Did you want to trust a central authority for your Social Security? It'll get censored! /s