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Lua had been banned from the chat
In Lua all arrays are just dictionaries with integer keys, a[0] will work just fine. It's just that all built-in functions will expect arrays that start with index 1.
PHP did that same thing. It was a big problem when algorithmic complexity attacks were discovered. It took PHP years to integrate an effective solution that didn't break everything.
That's slightly misleading, I think. There are no arrays in Lua, every Lua data structure is a table (sometimes pretending to be something else) and you can have anything as a key as long as it's not nil. There's also no integers, Lua only has a single number type which is floating point. This is perfectly valid:
Your argument isn't making me any happier - it just fills me with more rage.
Fortran angrily starts typing...
Don't do my boy Lua dirty like that >:(
I always felt that Lua was a girl
Lua - Portuguese feminine noun for "moon", coming from the Latin "luna"
Luna - Latin, feminine noun (coincidentally identical to the Italian noun, also feminine)
Yup, Lua is a girl.