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[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 hours ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 41 minutes ago* (last edited 41 minutes ago)

and MATLAB, Visual Basic (with Option Base 1), and SQL.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

This is one of the few things that I really don't like any Lua. It's otherwise pretty decent and useful.

[–] SpaceNoodle 36 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Lua had been banned from the chat

[–] pelya 15 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

In Lua all arrays are just dictionaries with integer keys, a[0] will work just fine. It's just that all built-in functions will expect arrays that start with index 1.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

PHP did that same thing. It was a big problem when algorithmic complexity attacks were discovered. It took PHP years to integrate an effective solution that didn't break everything.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That's slightly misleading, I think. There are no arrays in Lua, every Lua data structure is a table (sometimes pretending to be something else) and you can have anything as a key as long as it's not nil. There's also no integers, Lua only has a single number type which is floating point. This is perfectly valid:

local tbl = {}
local f = function() error(":(") end

tbl[tbl] = tbl
tbl[f] = tbl
tbl["tbl"] = tbl

print(tbl)
-- table: 0x557a907f0f40
print(tbl[tbl], tbl[f], tbl["tbl"])
-- table: 0x557a907f0f40	table: 0x557a907f0f40	table: 0x557a907f0f40

for key,value in pairs(tbl) do
  print(key, "=", value)
end
-- tbl	=	table: 0x557a907f0f40
-- function: 0x557a907edff0	=	table: 0x557a907f0f40
-- table: 0x557a907f0f40	=	table: 0x557a907f0f40

print(type(1), type(-0.5), type(math.pi), type(math.maxinteger))
-- number	number	number	number
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago

Your argument isn't making me any happier - it just fills me with more rage.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 hours ago

Fortran angrily starts typing...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Don't do my boy Lua dirty like that >:(

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I always felt that Lua was a girl

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 hours ago

Lua - Portuguese feminine noun for "moon", coming from the Latin "luna"
Luna - Latin, feminine noun (coincidentally identical to the Italian noun, also feminine)

Yup, Lua is a girl.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Writing Lua code that also interacts with C code that uses 0 indexing is an awful experience. Annoys me to this day even though haven't used it for 2 years