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Danes hit back at Trump with ‘buy California bid’ as they vow ‘to take over Disneyland and bring hygge to Hollywood’ (www.the-sun.com)
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[–] [email protected] 108 points 16 hours ago (9 children)

Can they buy oregon and Washington too?

[–] TallonMetroid 28 points 16 hours ago

As a Cali expat in Washington I approve of this.

[–] MegaUltraChicken 19 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Don't forget Colorado, we have lots of drugs!

[–] Tyfud 16 points 15 hours ago

As a Coloradoan, I approve of being sold to Denmark.

[–] jewbacca117 21 points 16 hours ago

I'm sure we could work out a buy 2 get 1 free deal

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I know this is pushing it but can we throw in all the western states? I promise Utah's national parks and skiing are awesome.

[–] JigglySackles 2 points 1 hour ago

Too many magats and weird zealots. Nature there is great and all but the people suck.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

No... If there's one state besides Texas you don't want in this transfer, it's Mormonland

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

utah will surprise you with how much the mormons do not like trump

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago

And North Carolina. Trump can keep South.

[–] toiletobserver 13 points 16 hours ago

I support this sale.

[–] ChillPenguin 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I volunteer Minnesota as well.

[–] Limonene 6 points 13 hours ago

Wisconsinite here. I'm hoping the great lakes area is occupied by Canada after we lose WW3.

[–] gsfraley 5 points 15 hours ago

Left and right sides of PA, too, please and thank you