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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Just keep in mind God doesn't think anal and oral sex (hopefully not in that order, but no shame you do you) counts according to some religious people i met.

[–] FlyingSquid 18 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

He's definitely okay with oral. Provided you swallow.

There is nothing outside a person that by going into him can defile him, but the things that come out of a person are what defile him.

-- Mark 7:15

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Damn! Mark was one kinky motherfucker.

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 13 hours ago

He hung out with a bunch of dudes and the main guy's beard who was clearly just a prostitute he was paying to make the whole thing look legitimate. I mean obviously he'd be into this stuff.

[–] devfuuu 30 points 1 day ago

The legends of the poophole loophole are still spread to these days.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago

according to some religious people i met

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My understanding is that anal and oral are "wrong" in the same way masturbation is, it's spilling your seed outside of sex for procreation.

But like, clearly a tier better than premarital sex so...

[–] Soggy 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

That also isn't the moral of that story, despite what they tell you in Sunday school. Onan was punished because he didn't want to impregnate his brother's widow, which would have legally given his late brother an heir rather than Onan inheriting the property. Look up "levirate marriage".

[–] feedum_sneedson 1 points 12 hours ago

The wording could just mean he pulled out.

[–] ivanafterall 15 points 23 hours ago

If you believe Jesus, even looking at a woman with lust in your heart is equivalent to full-on adultery, so no tiers. Many Christians actually believe that and, for example, would treat discovering a partner watching porn as if they've discovered the partner cheating.

[–] kcuf 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

They're both considered sodomy

[–] Soggy 1 points 2 hours ago

Which is wild because that's like the least bad thing the Sodomites were up to (and Lot's whole family was pretty fucked too). But people will latch onto the flimsiest justification that reinforces their beliefs, in this case "gay dudes are icky."