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Just keep in mind God doesn't think anal and oral sex (hopefully not in that order, but no shame you do you) counts according to some religious people i met.
He's definitely okay with oral. Provided you swallow.
-- Mark 7:15
Damn! Mark was one kinky motherfucker.
He hung out with a bunch of dudes and the main guy's beard who was clearly just a prostitute he was paying to make the whole thing look legitimate. I mean obviously he'd be into this stuff.
The legends of the poophole loophole are still spread to these days.
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My understanding is that anal and oral are "wrong" in the same way masturbation is, it's spilling your seed outside of sex for procreation.
But like, clearly a tier better than premarital sex so...
That also isn't the moral of that story, despite what they tell you in Sunday school. Onan was punished because he didn't want to impregnate his brother's widow, which would have legally given his late brother an heir rather than Onan inheriting the property. Look up "levirate marriage".
The wording could just mean he pulled out.
If you believe Jesus, even looking at a woman with lust in your heart is equivalent to full-on adultery, so no tiers. Many Christians actually believe that and, for example, would treat discovering a partner watching porn as if they've discovered the partner cheating.
They're both considered sodomy
Which is wild because that's like the least bad thing the Sodomites were up to (and Lot's whole family was pretty fucked too). But people will latch onto the flimsiest justification that reinforces their beliefs, in this case "gay dudes are icky."