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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Is this based on something real?

[–] bongus_urongus 60 points 2 years ago

Nah, I think most of the bible is pretty made up.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The bible ... or the cartoon? either way, the answer is the same anyway ... they're both made up.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At least the cartoon has predicted things that came true.

[–] electrogamerman 1 points 2 years ago

The cartoon is more real tho

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I always figured he was referring to the verse that says to dig a hole, poop in that, and then cover it up.

[–] Sylver 2 points 2 years ago

Yep, the Christian Bible

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I don't remember the area but there is a line in the Bible that says I will cutteth off the member of him that pisseth against the wall.

I mean, so, you can go to the bathroom but God's going to take your penis if you do.